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Noises that really piss you off
Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 12:46 pm
by wub
I'll start;
The sound of a phone somewhere near me vibrating on a desk when the owner is away from their desk. By the time I've got up to stop the fucking thing, it will probably have finished on it's own.

Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 12:48 pm
by datura
car and house alarms
fire alarms
seagulls
the binmen emptying the bins at half 5 in the morning
people typing really loudly
Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 12:48 pm
by gwa
My gf
Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 12:49 pm
by kins83
There's some idiot behind me who hits her keyboard really hard when she types. That pisses me off.
Also, the voice of the girl next to me. She sounds like Sandy Tostvig.
Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 12:50 pm
by shonky
There was a high-pitched annoying sound at the office but luckily she's on holiday for two weeks

Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 12:50 pm
by gwa
kins83 wrote:There's some idiot behind me who hits her keyboard really hard when she types. That pisses me off.
Also, the voice of the girl next to me. She sounds like Sandy Tostvig.
lets hope she read that

Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 12:51 pm
by kins83
gwa wrote:kins83 wrote:There's some idiot behind me who hits her keyboard really hard when she types. That pisses me off.
Also, the voice of the girl next to me. She sounds like Sandy Tostvig.
lets hope she read that

I'd probably get into a fair bit of trouble if anyone from work started reading my threads here.
Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 12:51 pm
by wub
kins83 wrote:There's some idiot behind me who hits her keyboard really hard when she types. That pisses me off.
Also, the voice of the girl next to me. She sounds like Sandy Tostvig.
People who speak as they type. It's on the screen FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU tnuc why do you need to vocalise it?
Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 12:55 pm
by LEQ
The continuous tone of shite that comes out of the Radio when tuned into Radio One in the daytime.
Sara Cox' voice.
Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 12:57 pm
by BaronVon
The dirty stinking tnuc birds that chirp outside my bedroom window from 4:00 am till midnight. Mother fuckers, ive tried catching them to no avail.
I need a big fuck off net and then it shall be Starling for dinner.
Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 12:57 pm
by dubluke
kins83 wrote:I'd probably get into a fair bit of trouble if anyone from work started reading my threads here.
same here, should probably be careful really, that said, any of them made outside of work time they can't do anything about
annoying noises?? my brother
Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 12:58 pm
by shonky
Baron_von_Carlton wrote:The dirty stinking tnuc birds that chirp outside my bedroom window from 4:00 am till midnight. Mother fuckers, ive tried catching them to no avail.
I need a big fuck off net and then it shall be Starling for dinner.
I've had the local birdlife kicking off with their chirping at 3 in the morning - get a clue you avian fucks

Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 12:59 pm
by soldjaaa_chik
the sound of people screaming whilst having a shower.
All i hear is "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHE GOT IT OH U THINK SHE GOT IT" X100
Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 1:00 pm
by wub
soldjaaa_chik wrote:the sound of people screaming whilst having a shower.
All i hear is "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHE GOT IT OH U THINK SHE GOT IT" X100
They having sex or listening to Outkast?
Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 1:00 pm
by badger
dubluke wrote:kins83 wrote:I'd probably get into a fair bit of trouble if anyone from work started reading my threads here.
same here, should probably be careful really, that said, any of them made outside of work time they can't do anything about
annoying noises?? my brother
they already have here

they even joined the forum because i wasn't talking to them
Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 1:01 pm
by vonboyage
Sound that pisses me off...?
LOTS OF HIGH/TOP END.
Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 1:03 pm
by kins83
badger wrote:dubluke wrote:kins83 wrote:I'd probably get into a fair bit of trouble if anyone from work started reading my threads here.
same here, should probably be careful really, that said, any of them made outside of work time they can't do anything about
annoying noises?? my brother
they already have here

they even joined the forum because i wasn't talking to them
lol. I don't speak to my colleagues because in the vast majority, none of them have any personality.
Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 1:03 pm
by soldjaaa_chik
Wub wrote:soldjaaa_chik wrote:the sound of people screaming whilst having a shower.
All i hear is "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHE GOT IT OH U THINK SHE GOT IT" X100
They having sex or listening to Outkast?
LOOOOOOL.
singing outkast, thats the only bit they know.
Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 1:04 pm
by biomat
yeah all noises mostly from my work...hard hitting keyboard, then i got retarted colleague who speak for herself like "whats this?, hmmm, what the... nooo waaai, aaaaaaah, shhhhhhhhhh" etc...thats getting me ultra angry... vibrating phone or allways leave cellphone in office with loud ringtone and after few days that fucking ringtone is all over my head... but absolute classic is a drill from next room. especially at 7am
Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 1:04 pm
by vonboyage
1500+ people imitating the melody of Night @ stupid outdoor festivals.