bass vs. boobs

kamala · Post by **kamala** » Tue May 20, 2008 12:12 pm

bass vs. boobs

my first poll

(go figure)

and no you cannot vote both .. you have to choose between them. disheartening isn't it

stanton · Post by **stanton** » Tue May 20, 2008 12:13 pm

I'm more of an ass man myself and Bass contains ass.

frebentos · Post by **frebentos** » Tue May 20, 2008 12:13 pm

stanton wrote:I'm more of an ass man myself.

wurd stantino!

kamala · Post by **kamala** » Tue May 20, 2008 12:15 pm

stanton wrote:I'm more of an ass man myself and Bass contains ass.

i wonder how many times this will be quoted in this thread

but yeah ass is definitely a good contender . i commend ass. it just didn't sound snappy enough to me when read out loud

von · Post by **von** » Tue May 20, 2008 12:15 pm

Bass tbh

Boobs aint made me feel the way bass does.

Guess it depends on the boobs in question. shuda specified the boobs.

ruskie · Post by **ruskie** » Tue May 20, 2008 12:17 pm

Hmmm what about listening to bass while playing with boobs?

von · Post by **von** » Tue May 20, 2008 12:18 pm

you'll find yourself slowly moving towards the bass and away from the boobs.

stanton · Post by **stanton** » Tue May 20, 2008 12:21 pm

Von wrote:you'll find yourself slowly moving towards the bass and away from the boobs.

Truth. Bass makes asses move in hypnotic ways too (bellybelle, oh my), it just makes boobs jiggle a bit, nice, but a bit too chaotic to be hypnotic.

frebentos · Post by **frebentos** » Tue May 20, 2008 12:27 pm

this has got hte bass to make yo booty shake..

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kamala · Post by **kamala** » Tue May 20, 2008 12:30 pm

i guess i meant boobs as more of a symbolic entity rather then a literal one.

boobs = body = sex

more or less.

but literal is fine with me, as long as the replies r entertaining

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Tue May 20, 2008 12:38 pm

Um...

MCR is a PRIK?

Seriously, though, Bass.

And here are my top 10 reasons why.

10. Bass will never leave you.
9. Bass will never ask you to stop playing records and come to bed.
8. Bass will never get mad at you for liking another frequency of the auditory spectrum.
7. Bass will never ask you to do the dishes.
6. Bass doesnt need to be taken to dinner.
5. Bass doesnt want kids.
4. Bass doesnt make you visit its parents over the holidays.
3. Bass doesnt ask you if it looks fat in these jeans.
2. Bass cannot be fake or implanted.
1. Bass never has a headache.

von · Post by **von** » Tue May 20, 2008 12:42 pm

kidlogic wrote: 8. Bass will never get mad at you for liking another frequency of the auditory spectrum.

ZING

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Tue May 20, 2008 12:46 pm

boobs

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Tue May 20, 2008 12:47 pm

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea ... D=19872245

After seeing those boobs crush my favourite type of beverage...I have to choose bass I am afraid.

von · Post by **von** » Tue May 20, 2008 12:47 pm

dubluke wrote:boobs

Any specific boobs in particular?

djshiva · Post by **djshiva** » Tue May 20, 2008 12:48 pm

kamala wrote:

and no you cannot vote both .. you have to choose between them. disheartening isn't it

yes. yes it is. i must abstain from voting based on the fact that the poll is faulty.

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Tue May 20, 2008 12:49 pm

Von wrote:
dubluke wrote:boobs
Any specific boobs in particular?

anyway which have become exposed

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Tue May 20, 2008 1:19 pm

kidlogic wrote: Seriously, though, Bass.

And here are my top 10 reasons why.

10. Bass will never leave you.
9. Bass will never ask you to stop playing records and come to bed.
8. Bass will never get mad at you for liking another frequency of the auditory spectrum.
7. Bass will never ask you to do the dishes.
6. Bass doesnt need to be taken to dinner.
5. Bass doesnt want kids.
4. Bass doesnt make you visit its parents over the holidays.
3. Bass doesnt ask you if it looks fat in these jeans.
2. Bass cannot be fake or implanted.
1. Bass never has a headache.

Lets changes this up for some of our female bassheads:

10. Bass will never leave you.
9. Bass will always appreciate you.
8. Bass always reminds you how special you are in a way only you can relate to
7. Bass doesn't bitch if it doesn't get head
6. Bass doesn't leave the toilet seat up
5. Bass doesn't constantly ask for a threeway with you and jungle
4. Bass doesn't fuck up your house after a whole day cleaning
3. Bass doesn't come over and put ESPN on no matter what you were watching
2. Bass goes for a long time and never gets soft.
1. Bass knows when to shut the fuck up and just gets the panties dropped.

Sorry....
But must the entire universe be designed around the glorious penis? hahahahahaha

von · Post by **von** » Tue May 20, 2008 1:23 pm

well, at least you admitted it was Glorious.

BaronVon · Post by **BaronVon** » Tue May 20, 2008 1:24 pm

stanton wrote:I'm more of an ass man myself and Bass contains ass.

I second this notion.

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