The greatest survivor. Who would win it?

wensley · Post by **wensley** » Tue May 20, 2008 10:25 pm

The best of the best of survivors. What you reckon?

jah wobble · Post by **jah wobble** » Tue May 20, 2008 10:26 pm

no les stroud no care.

wensley · Post by **wensley** » Tue May 20, 2008 10:28 pm

you see i was gonna add him but i didn't think many of the DSF crew would know who les stroud was. But yeah he is the proper survivorman. great show.

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Tue May 20, 2008 10:28 pm

LOL terry waite

i voted ray mears because he's a one man herd of wilderbeest, just storms through a forest stripping it of food

he lives on shrubs and is yet obese, what a legend.

wensley · Post by **wensley** » Tue May 20, 2008 10:29 pm

pk- wrote:LOL terry waite

i voted ray mears because he's a one man herd of wilderbeest, just storms through a forest stripping it of food

he lives on shrubs and is yet obese, what a legend.

lol. he is a little tubby

ytee · Post by **ytee** » Tue May 20, 2008 10:31 pm

I picked bear cause I've never heard of the other guys. Plus he eats mad weird shit on his show.

.rudetone. · Post by **.rudetone.** » Tue May 20, 2008 10:32 pm

pk- wrote:LOL terry waite

i voted ray mears because he's a one man herd of wilderbeest, just storms through a forest stripping it of food

he lives on shrubs and is yet obese, what a legend.

Every word of this is wholly true.

Well put.

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Tue May 20, 2008 10:35 pm

you fucking legend ray

part 1
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bQN4jcXDjbE

part 2
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0a2Jm3pkXqk

part 3
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6aBEdi-xH3U

i honestly wish he was my dad sometimes

wensley · Post by **wensley** » Tue May 20, 2008 10:40 pm

Yeah ray is the don but he seems like such a sapp. Always crouching down in shots and smirking with his faggy ginger hair.

Don't let PK sway your votes now guys, videos or not!

I'm serious. This poll is a scientific experiment to find the best of the best.

joenicedj · Post by **joenicedj** » Tue May 20, 2008 10:52 pm

none of the above.

It's Tom Hanks' character (Chuck Noland) in the movie CASTAWAY.

umkhontowesizwe · Post by **umkhontowesizwe** » Tue May 20, 2008 10:52 pm

Mears all the way. Real men don't need to put on some fake macho show, he has nothing to prove. I bet he would have no hesitation fucking someone up if they stepped out of line.

Plus he has mad bow skillz.

ajantis_art · Post by **ajantis_art** » Tue May 20, 2008 11:27 pm

blatantly mearsey. bear is a bit of a bellend, really apart from eating raw birds eggs i reckon ben fogel is harder. parry has only shown us how he can integrate with tribes...he's not as much of a survivalist. dont know the other geezer.
i reckon that sir explorer bloke who sawed his own arm off because of frostbite deserves a mention. his fucking name escapes me though. see him on johnny ross once

wensley · Post by **wensley** » Tue May 20, 2008 11:32 pm

ajantis_art wrote:blatantly mearsey. bear is a bit of a bellend, really apart from eating raw birds eggs i reckon ben fogel is harder. parry has only shown us how he can integrate with tribes...he's not as much of a survivalist. dont know the other geezer.
i reckon that sir explorer bloke who sawed his own arm off because of frostbite deserves a mention. his fucking name escapes me though. see him on johnny ross once

I don't know, personally Bruce Parry would take my vote. He's chilled with tribes, had his penis inverted, taken hallucinogenic tree bark drugs, eaten rat meat and stared the un-discovered in the eyes.

But it seems its a dead heat between Ray and Bear.

Keep the votes coming guys

ajantis_art · Post by **ajantis_art** » Tue May 20, 2008 11:46 pm

mate honestly how can you compete. really.

(edit: i've since realised this a photoshop job. however, the fact remains he is ultimately hard. and he can build canoes.)

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Tue May 20, 2008 11:49 pm

Wensley wrote:taken hallucinogenic tree bark drugs

that was so jokes.

he always seems a little too enthusiastic to me, all the tribesmen just stare at him with a sort of 'who the fuck is this pleb' look on their faces while he prances around gushing about how they've changed his life forever and will be his soulmates til the day he dies

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Tue May 20, 2008 11:49 pm

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_gFB4wVPpAU

LOL

he does not look happy

wensley · Post by **wensley** » Tue May 20, 2008 11:56 pm

pk- wrote:http://youtube.com/watch?v=_gFB4wVPpAU

LOL

he does not look happy

Yeah man, got all 5 discs of Tribe on DVD. That episode was bloody intense, to put it lightly. Fucking trippin for 2 days, yacking every now and then. The tribe said its a drug where your most deepest secrets and your worst actions appear before your very eyes. And all this shit is after eating a simple tree root taken from the jungle! Mental business. The man is an absolute legend, he is my survivor of choice

Video says it all.

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Wed May 21, 2008 12:04 am

ray would've chewed a kilo of it and run a fucking mile

wensley · Post by **wensley** » Wed May 21, 2008 12:09 am

pk- wrote:ray would've chewed a kilo of it and run a fucking mile

Rubbish! He's too busy munchin woodland nuts and berrys the porky ginger ponce.

ytee · Post by **ytee** » Wed May 21, 2008 12:33 am

Wensley wrote:
pk- wrote:http://youtube.com/watch?v=_gFB4wVPpAU

LOL

he does not look happy
Yeah man, got all 5 discs of Tribe on DVD. That episode was bloody intense, to put it lightly. Fucking trippin for 2 days, yacking every now and then. The tribe said its a drug where your most deepest secrets and your worst actions appear before your very eyes. And all this shit is after eating a simple tree root taken from the jungle! Mental business. The man is an absolute legend, he is my survivor of choice Video says it all.

I'm changing my vote that is horrible...I feel bad for that guy.

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