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1. Apparently if people throw cigarettes out the window of their car, cars driving behind might blow up. So don’t.

2. Apprantly, cows are made of beef

3. If a woman is seen holding hands with a man in Saudi Arabia, she gets her hand cut off

4. If you open the internet during work, you get sacked

5. It's against "Company Policy" to wank in your cube.

dubluke wrote:4. If you open the internet during work, you get sacked

LOL

pk- wrote:3. If a woman is seen holding hands with a man in Saudi Arabia, she gets her hand cut off

off subject sorry but this is true actually. to a lesser extent in some other middle eastern countries, but i have been to kuwait with my mom. my dad picked us up at the airport there and when my parents were hugging, the police stepped in to separate them...

6. there is no such word as 'have'.

not a co-worker but it was one of my mates, he said it wasnt a real word

triky wrote:

pk- wrote:3. If a woman is seen holding hands with a man in Saudi Arabia, she gets her hand cut off

off subject sorry but this is true actually. to a lesser extent in some other middle eastern countries, but i have been to kuwait with my mom. my dad picked us up at the airport there and when my parents were hugging, the police stepped in to separate them...

cut their arms off did they

pk- wrote:

triky wrote:

pk- wrote:3. If a woman is seen holding hands with a man in Saudi Arabia, she gets her hand cut off

off subject sorry but this is true actually. to a lesser extent in some other middle eastern countries, but i have been to kuwait with my mom. my dad picked us up at the airport there and when my parents were hugging, the police stepped in to separate them...

cut their arms off did they

i'm sure they were thinking about their sabers real hard...

At least they won't do it again.

7. "Could you please do some work?"

Needles to say, I laughed at them.

Some people can be such party-poopers.

bennyprofane wrote:5. It's against "Company Policy" to wank in your cube.

ha. can you imagine, an actual policy against wanking in your cube

"standardly, it's my job to make sure all the invoices entered are politically correct"

I have a million more...

dont get me started!!

"when doing the presentation can you try not to use the word 'difficulties'......'challenges' is a bit more appropriate"

now i understand why management are paid so much....such important decisions to make...

dubluke wrote:4. If you open the internet during work, you get sacked

Favourite so far.

A uni student in the same class as me would not believe that Jesus wasn't english.

LOL

"Could you make this POP some more?"

"Make it look JAZZY."

"Give it some OOMPH."

Two co-workers have been complaining about their subscription to some celebrity mag saying its a waste of money and they dont want to support it anymore. Thats a good way of looking at things, but they have just proceeded to talk about various celebs weight and fashion choices for the past hour directly after making the complaint.