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SOMEONE STOLE MY CAT
Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 12:26 am
by dappa123
a few people within the dubwars that i have alittle bit of beef wiv might be involved with this, if its u skream, just own up and give the cat back, or just PM me to tell me that loxy's alright,
ive got abowl of milk waiting for you little ginger
Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 12:47 am
by ozeb
I didn't steal it...
but I slapped it.
Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:53 am
by thomas edison
you dont just walk around stealing cats do you?
but i must say your cat looks funny when he sits on my kitchentable
Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 11:44 am
by razer-wire
O.K
Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:34 pm
by seckle
comedy.
Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:07 pm
by dirty ytee
found em'
little pervert

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:50 pm
by shonky
^^^^
That is the funniest thing I've seen in ages. Dutty cat
Re: SOMEONE STOLE MY CAT
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:36 pm
by skream
dappa123 wrote:a few people within the dubwars that i have alittle bit of beef wiv might be involved with this, if its u skream, just own up and give the cat back, or just PM me to tell me that loxy's alright,
ive got abowl of milk waiting for you little ginger
Pathetic. .
Offtopic
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:46 pm
by obiwan
I didn't realise that offtopic and crap was so much on the crap side of things. When I log in to this site in the daytime I actually feel guilty that my names on the bottom for everyone to see that I am a loser with no job, that lives with my parents, and chain smokes weed.
Its jokes as well that some people post in this section with genuine indignance that something better isn't going on. Having a section called offtopic and crap kind of defeats the point if you've got that attitude. or the pint for that matter, or the spliff...
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:47 pm
by obiwan
P.S Dappa 4 second person banned from forum

Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:58 pm
by shonky
Nah, keep him - he seems endlessly amusing, if maybe suffering from some sort of delusional, paranoid disorder. At least while he's posting here, he's not out stabbing teachers, so all good I think.
Looking forward to the next instalment to be honest, he's been a bit quiet lately, so maybe he's back inside. Be interesting to see which unsubstantiated allegation he comes up with next time - maybe we could run a competition or something?
Might be worth a new thread I think - personally speaking I think it's probably "Skream is in cahoots with the CIA and speaks to me through my tv and told me to kill again and again and again" - bit of a longshot, but why not add your favourites
Of course, it's more likely that this is humourous, in which case it's working quite well
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:06 pm
by skream
But Why Me?
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:11 pm
by shonky
skream wrote:But Why Me?
Probably cause you're most famous. Probably a dnb dj who's lost his trade to you from playing too much shite too long.
There's no real details in the member list about him - might be the first dubstep stalker, but I get the feelin he's a comedian without a crowd.
Mind you, if he is the first dubstep stalker, shows that people are taking the scene seriously.
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:37 pm
by obiwan
skream wrote:But Why Me?
Run just run seriously, save yourself take off your crepes and run! Chuck them at him if necessary
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:38 pm
by adruu
f**k...dont sweat this shit chief! ha, its all super retarded!!!!!! =P
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:48 pm
by ozeb
Shonky wrote:Mind you, if he is the first dubstep stalker, shows that people are taking the scene seriously.

Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:04 pm
by moderator
Dappa,
Think twice before posting this kind of crap.
Thanks,
Moderator
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:16 pm
by boomnoise
ha - no harm done though and more chuckles for everyone.
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:17 pm
by shonky
boomnoise wrote:ha - no harm done though and more chuckles for everyone.
Found this saga tres amusing as Del boy might say
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:59 pm
by deapoh
obIwan wrote:skream wrote:But Why Me?
Run just run seriously, save yourself take off your crepes and run! Chuck them at him if necessary
hahaha burst out laughing to this!