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SOMEONE STOLE MY CAT

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 12:26 am
by dappa123
a few people within the dubwars that i have alittle bit of beef wiv might be involved with this, if its u skream, just own up and give the cat back, or just PM me to tell me that loxy's alright,

ive got abowl of milk waiting for you little ginger

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 12:47 am
by ozeb
I didn't steal it...






































but I slapped it.

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:53 am
by thomas edison
you dont just walk around stealing cats do you?
but i must say your cat looks funny when he sits on my kitchentable

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 11:44 am
by razer-wire
O.K

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:34 pm
by seckle
comedy.

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:07 pm
by dirty ytee
found em'


little pervert



Image

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:50 pm
by shonky
^^^^

That is the funniest thing I've seen in ages. Dutty cat

Re: SOMEONE STOLE MY CAT

Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:36 pm
by skream
dappa123 wrote:a few people within the dubwars that i have alittle bit of beef wiv might be involved with this, if its u skream, just own up and give the cat back, or just PM me to tell me that loxy's alright,

ive got abowl of milk waiting for you little ginger
Pathetic. .

Offtopic

Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:46 pm
by obiwan
I didn't realise that offtopic and crap was so much on the crap side of things. When I log in to this site in the daytime I actually feel guilty that my names on the bottom for everyone to see that I am a loser with no job, that lives with my parents, and chain smokes weed. :lol:
Its jokes as well that some people post in this section with genuine indignance that something better isn't going on. Having a section called offtopic and crap kind of defeats the point if you've got that attitude. or the pint for that matter, or the spliff...

Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:47 pm
by obiwan
P.S Dappa 4 second person banned from forum :o :roll:

Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:58 pm
by shonky
Nah, keep him - he seems endlessly amusing, if maybe suffering from some sort of delusional, paranoid disorder. At least while he's posting here, he's not out stabbing teachers, so all good I think.

Looking forward to the next instalment to be honest, he's been a bit quiet lately, so maybe he's back inside. Be interesting to see which unsubstantiated allegation he comes up with next time - maybe we could run a competition or something?

Might be worth a new thread I think - personally speaking I think it's probably "Skream is in cahoots with the CIA and speaks to me through my tv and told me to kill again and again and again" - bit of a longshot, but why not add your favourites

Of course, it's more likely that this is humourous, in which case it's working quite well

Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:06 pm
by skream
But Why Me?

Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:11 pm
by shonky
skream wrote:But Why Me?
Probably cause you're most famous. Probably a dnb dj who's lost his trade to you from playing too much shite too long.

There's no real details in the member list about him - might be the first dubstep stalker, but I get the feelin he's a comedian without a crowd.

Mind you, if he is the first dubstep stalker, shows that people are taking the scene seriously.

Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:37 pm
by obiwan
skream wrote:But Why Me?
Run just run seriously, save yourself take off your crepes and run! Chuck them at him if necessary

Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:38 pm
by adruu
f**k...dont sweat this shit chief! ha, its all super retarded!!!!!! =P

Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:48 pm
by ozeb
Shonky wrote:Mind you, if he is the first dubstep stalker, shows that people are taking the scene seriously.
:lol:

Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:04 pm
by moderator
Dappa,

Think twice before posting this kind of crap.

Thanks,

Moderator

Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:16 pm
by boomnoise
ha - no harm done though and more chuckles for everyone.

Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:17 pm
by shonky
boomnoise wrote:ha - no harm done though and more chuckles for everyone.
Found this saga tres amusing as Del boy might say

Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:59 pm
by deapoh
obIwan wrote:
skream wrote:But Why Me?
Run just run seriously, save yourself take off your crepes and run! Chuck them at him if necessary

hahaha burst out laughing to this!