Has Anyone Ever Taken A Shit At DMZ?

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:08 pm

If so, what does the vibration do to your poo?

I reckon a tune like 'Sushi Brain' would dice it up like a big brown carrot and then whisk it in the bowl like Angel Delight

efa · Post by **efa** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:11 pm

I tried but I felt "Smellys Man's" eyes burning through the door

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:15 pm

Dun know, once when I was in there I dropped a plop in there and he kicked down the door and started spraying it with Calvin Klein Obsession like a helicopter flying over australian scrubland

batfink · Post by **batfink** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:17 pm

i considered it once, but reconsidered once i saw the cubicles themselves. bit too ghetto for my arse.

T_macabre · Post by **T_macabre** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:19 pm

Batfink wrote:i considered it once, but reconsidered once i saw the cubicles themselves. bit too ghetto for my arse.

init, clear out before u get in there

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:20 pm

TNT wrote:
Batfink wrote:i considered it once, but reconsidered once i saw the cubicles themselves. bit too ghetto for my arse.
init, clear out before u get in there

bare toilet paper over the edge of the seat.

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:21 pm

I think we all agree that we'd rather need a squit in mass than in plastic people, though.

The best trick is doing a wet fart while you're in a cubicle and seeing if anyone outside thinks it's the heaviest tune ever made

chris addict · Post by **chris addict** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:21 pm

nice post! should have read 'would u take a shit at dmz' tho. strugglin to squat over that bare stainless steel rim, covered in piss n wotever else whilst the bass rattles ya tiny cubicle. not to mention tryin to keep the door shut cos theres no lock and then bein faced wit no bog roll. i certainly dont fancy it. haha.

@ corpsey u must b in a similar situation as me to hav posted this. bored at work on a fri afternoon as the hrs drag by, thinkin abt 2mo nite

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:24 pm

chris addict wrote:nice post! should have read 'would u take a shit at dmz' tho. strugglin to squat over that bare stainless steel rim, covered in piss n wotever else whilst the bass rattles ya tiny cubicle. not to mention tryin to keep the door shut cos theres no lock and then bein faced wit no bog roll. i certainly dont fancy it. haha.

@ corpsey u must b in a similar situation as me to hav posted this. bored at work on a fri afternoon as the hrs drag by, thinkin abt 2mo nite

You are supposed to lean forwards with your arse hovering the seat with one hand on the door and the other hand aiming where you are supposed to be pissing.

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:25 pm

More that I'm bored at home and almost getting a stiffy thinking about various big name dubstep DJs straining their constipated faces as a a chocolate rock child peeks out of their crack, sliding blinkingly into the sun, with more to do than can ever be done and more to see than can ever be seen.

Maybe with a mix and a blend of penile apple tears too.

Has anyone ever done a poo in their pocket in the smoking area, though?

wooda916 · Post by **wooda916** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:26 pm

Corpsey wrote:If so, what does the vibration do to your poo?

I reckon a tune like 'Sushi Brain' would dice it up like a big brown carrot and then whisk it in the bowl like Angel Delight

hahaha, this post has made my day...

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:31 pm

Who will have a wank at DMZ during the Mystikz set if everyone in the front row at mass puts a quid in the cup that you have to wank into?

Afterwards we'll put it in the fridge behind the bar and charge 3 quid per bottle.

bunzer0 · Post by **bunzer0** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:34 pm

such a deep thread !!!!

chris addict · Post by **chris addict** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:36 pm

Corpsey Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:31 pm Post subject:

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Who will have a wank at DMZ during the Mystikz set if everyone in the front row at mass puts a quid in the cup that you have to wank into?

Afterwards we'll put it in the fridge behind the bar and charge 3 quid per bottle.

i was plannin to anyway. if you're willin to pay me, then thats a bonus

fused_forces · Post by **fused_forces** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:37 pm

Corpsey wrote:Who will have a wank at DMZ during the Mystikz set if everyone in the front row at mass puts a quid in the cup that you have to wank into?

Afterwards we'll put it in the fridge behind the bar and charge 3 quid per bottle.

LOOOOOL

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:38 pm

POOING AT DMZ ANTHEMS VOL. 1

MUD
MUD V.I.P
TAPPED (for when you get it on your hands and have to wash it off in the sink while the perfume man looks at you in disgust)
ALL OF SUDDEN/UNEXPECTED (for when delhi belly strikes)
EARTH RUN RED (when you haven't eaten enough fibre)
BLOOD ON MY HANDS (when a vertical one comes out horizontally)
SPONGEBOB (for Bob, the Mass toilet cleaner)

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:39 pm

It's a sad moment in any dubstepper's life when the urinal crowd scream for him to pullup his trousers because Spongebob just dropped

T_macabre · Post by **T_macabre** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:41 pm

Corpsey wrote:POOING AT DMZ ANTHEMS VOL. 1

BLOOD ON MY HANDS (when a vertical one comes out horizontally)

actually LOL

T_macabre · Post by **T_macabre** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:42 pm

RUFFAGE- for the fibre/bran eating crew

joni_speedbass · Post by **joni_speedbass** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:47 pm

i was coming up off a couple of E's @ last dmz / exodus / leeds
i needeed a crap well bad
managed to pop the button of my shorts trying to get them down

then finaly after id finished the job n stood up
some drunken fools fell right into the door of the bog (which had no door)
totaly knocking me off my feet onto the bog floor

spent the rest of the evening with a pulling my shorts up every 2 minutes
+ had a huge pain in my arm from the fall
+ was my back was covered in jucy wetness off the floor

was hilarious

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