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Because I'm bored on a train to Leeds and am trying to distract myself from the two skinniest/hairiest guys clearly just-off-the-boat-gay-virgins who seem to find feeling each others nonexistent biceps worthy of an insane amount of giggling, I've thought of this.. has something similar been done before, perchance?

Anyway, let's have us some awards!

We can have the most random categories, "chats the most fraff", "closet geek", "most vain" (Delendi), "sexiest ninja" etc etc., and 'winners' can get special subtitles.

Grear idea, yus!!!?

I've spoken to Dubway and he's said this is totally cool, and he's happy to see it through.* What are your thoughts?

*I didn't speak to Dubway at all.

Categories

SNH Ninja Mixmaster (name can be changed!)
Rules:
10 minutes.
2x Decks (CDJ's are cool) + Mixer - Serato is also cool.*
Dubstep but not 'strictly' Dubstep (ie. slot a garage/grime/techno tune or two and you're cool).
Anonymous submissions..
..to be judges by selected panel off the forum.

*to be confirmed - also, limit on decks, ie. 2/3/4?

Best MS Paint Pic

Best Photoshop Pic

The Dubluke Award for Excellence in the Field of Ninjadom

Most Tabloid Appearances (Luke's already won that..)

brilliant idear*

*really i think its great

Wots this about you watching 2 gays feel eachother up?

ChristopherA wrote:brilliant idear*

*really i think its great

Yes I know about my typo. No, Christopher, I don't care. Go start a conspiracy or something.

claw wrote:Wots this about you watching 2 gays feel eachother up?

I had to move. They smelt too.

10 points for initiative gashment, but jeez, you're gonna have a hard enough time trying to get us to decide on the categories, let alone winners.

catagory ideas should be cut/pasted from the Doa thread about Dubstep awards

nesslei wrote:10 points for initiative gashment, but jeez, you're gonna have a hard enough time trying to get us to decide on the categories, let alone winners.

We can maybe announce the winners on an SNH radio show?!

I also asked Dubway about a secret forum just for us where we can talk about these awards, ala The Bash, and he said it was fine*. What does everybody think?

I didn't actually ask Dubway about that either.

i wasn't tryin to point out any typo

great idea.

wait, what did i win?

I win the "Dickhead" award.

you win the "looks like a lesbian" award.

elements looks like a lesbian

ChristopherA wrote:elements looks like a lesbian

Damn right.
Although in my standard bike attire, straight leg black jeans, wifebeater, and black chucks, I look like I'm heading to a punk show.

i've met plenty of lesbians at punk shows tbh

ChristopherA wrote:i've met plenty of lesbians at punk shows tbh

Truth.
More my hair grows, the manlier I look. What the hell, lesbian community?

most likely to present blue peter?