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Black Acre Competition
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 1:23 pm
by Black Acre
Hello, As of this week the incredible
Landslide's "Dreams & Visions" will be available from all decent record shops...
To celebrate this I'm giving you lucky mother effs the chance to win a white label super advance promo copy of..
ACRE006 - DZ - Old Timers // Ear Drumz - (Due Oct!)
Stick a stupid message after this one for a chance, I won't lie "Randomly Chosen Winner" means funniest entry wins.
3 winners will be announced Wed night PM'd and posted straight after...
More Info here,
www.myspace.com/blackacrerecords
$afe Ian
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 1:57 pm
by dusk governor
tacos make me poop
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 2:00 pm
by djrobyn
im driving in my old timer, need that old timers to pump it out my car system!!
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 5:31 pm
by fireman
Todgers.
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 5:35 pm
by jonnyrebel
last night pedders chased us down the stairs on a bmx wearing a dennis the menace t-shirt.
ket was involved
true story
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 7:41 pm
by n9_n9_n9
in before the crew that's gonna be funnier than me
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 8:23 pm
by jackieboi
19 year old girl.
No recollection of what happened.
No witnesses.
Carlsberg dont do rapes, but if they did they'd probably be the best rapes in the world.
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 10:25 pm
by jrj2020
I got my dick stuck in a sliding door. True story.
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 10:49 pm
by 3275
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 10:59 pm
by mk2
George Bush.
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 11:27 pm
by djshiva
jackieboi wrote:19 year old girl.
No recollection of what happened.
No witnesses.
Carlsberg dont do rapes, but if they did they'd probably be the best rapes in the world.
not funny. not funny at all.
Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:01 am
by joni_speedbass
Non alchohol lager is like licking yer sisters fanny?
It tastes the same but you know it just isnt right
Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:07 am
by minusdegree
Two parrots sitting on a perch. One says to the other 'Can you smell fish?'
Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:56 am
by lkewis
I had a cat once, dropped a sofa on it, it was a write off so I stood on its head
Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 3:05 am
by dopelabs
Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 3:19 am
by kuma
I frequently enjoy smearing DZ's facial hair with peanut butter and then rolling it with delighted hedgehogs that have been fed a mixture of irn bru and highly potent lsd. This is videotaped, so when done, we might intercut it with episodes of Baywatch and show it to geriatrics at senior citizens homes.
We call it...hassling the hoff.
Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 3:33 am
by dopelabs
Kuma wrote:We call it...hassling the hoff.
Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 4:10 am
by kozee
jackieboi wrote:19 year old girl.
No recollection of what happened.
No witnesses.
Carlsberg dont do rapes, but if they did they'd probably be the best rapes in the world.
wtf?
Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 4:33 am
by d spot
this one time, i had sex with a girl.
Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:48 am
by glottis5
What did the dubstep DJ buy at the grocery store?
Coki cola, ice Skream and a Loefah bread!
