The New Rules of The SNH

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:33 am

1. Those members of the forum who are NOT moderators are required to post in Swedish. Failure to comply with this rule will result in instant liquidation.

2. Members of the SNH are required to submit bank details to moderators. Inclusion of naked pictures of boy/girlfriends will be looked on favourably. Failure to comply with this rule will result in whispering behind your back.

3. In the event of a war or an Olympic games, Corpsey will take supreme control of not only the SNH, but the entire DSF, and latterly the entire WWW. Failure to comply with the course of history will result in a rapid paradigm shift that will make me feel impotent and adrift on an ocean of incomprehensibility.

4. Nobody is allowed to admit to liking dubstep from here forthwith. Avatars relating to dubstep must be altered to depict either a) Scouting for Girls or b) a devastated peasant horde, tears streaming down their mud-flecked faces in helpless submission to the crushing selling power of Bassline House.

5. Discussion is hereby discouraged. Discussion is the tit milk of democracy, and democracy is inherently corrupt. Anybody replying to a message written by another forum member will be liquidated. Anybody writing a message that may be replied to be another forum member will also be liquidated. Therefore, the only acceptable message to post will be a rhetorical question, such as ''Why do I love Herr Corpsey so much?'' and ''Is dubstep becoming too dark and masculine?''

6. Someone must tell me what the hell I'm doing, or I'll quickly lose the proletariat's respect and will probably be dragged into Platform One and shot in the face with a pistol.

Thank you for reading.

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:36 am

Corpsey wrote:
5. Discussion is hereby discouraged. Discussion is the tit milk of democracy, and democracy is inherently corrupt. .

Jak The lad · Post by **Jak The lad** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:47 am

The start of a revolution

Jubz · Post by **Jubz** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:57 am

I AM A PRIK.

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:01 am

MUAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!

Jubz · Post by **Jubz** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:05 am

LOL!

spire · Post by **spire** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:24 am

i have a polish friend, he speaks polish, is that good enough? polish by association?

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:27 am

You will hear from me.

I'd like to also announce that there will be rewards (such as links to websites where you can WATCH PORN FOR FREE!!!!!!) for those that inform me and badger of their friends transgressions.

The reward may or may not be followed by liquidation.

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:36 am

anyone hear about 5000 business in a district in china? gone into liquidation since the olympics started...

bit of err....discussion there....used as a errr.....question...

compliance

fooishbar · Post by **fooishbar** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:26 pm

nu snh är på svenska! bra! tak.

stor upp till furiouz, l-wiz, tricky, dubzy, och all svensk kru.

(bork bork bork.)

badger · Post by **badger** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:28 pm

Corpsey wrote:6. Someone must tell me what the hell I'm doing, or I'll quickly lose the proletariat's respect

i suspect it may be a little late for that one

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:31 pm

Mr Hyde wrote:I like this new system and hereby pledge alligence.

Corpsey wrote:
5. Discussion is hereby discouraged. Discussion is the tit milk of democracy, and democracy is inherently corrupt. Anybody replying to a message written by another forum member will be liquidated.
....Good idea eh Parson?

He's trying to foster discussion and I'm turnin him in! Where's my free pron?

badger · Post by **badger** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:38 pm

7. the hatred of horses is actively encouraged and any posts relating to horses that are suspected of having a positive nature may be edited or deleted and the poster liquidated

badga tek · Post by **badga tek** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:24 pm

Who thought it'd be a good idea to give Corpsey some measure of power?
I can't see any good coming from his Stalinist regime

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:30 pm

Badga Tek wrote:Who thought it'd be a good idea to give Corpsey some measure of power?
I can't see any good coming from his Stalinist regime

oh I wouldn't be some dismissive, he could really help our road system

boy_arena · Post by **boy_arena** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 6:01 pm

My brain hurts wen you speak corps.

horse · Post by **horse** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:50 pm

i wholeheartedly support this thread

slim · Post by **slim** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:57 pm

I think corpsey should just try to ban as many people as possible before he is deposed, possibly starting with dubway

silentk · Post by **silentk** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:58 pm

Slim wrote:I think corpsey should just try to ban as many people as possible before he is deposed, possibly starting with dubway

do we have a coo on our hands?

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