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i'm thinking about giving up, anyone else done this? how did you cope?

Poll or stfu.

or just stfu

quit wanking?........why?

doesn't want any more dead kittens on his concience.

I will continue wanking until i can get someone to do it for me!!

eLBe wrote:or just stfu

quit wanking?........why?

dunno just think i'm getting a bit to old for it, its not what it is in the old days, plus ive been told too much is bad for you.

Uhh...why?

I see no reason.

Psyolopher wrote:I will continue wanking until i can get someone to do it for me!!

this or until I am so old my dick vanishes into my wrinkles.

That's what Shakespeare said.

it can be a hard job for your old wanktanks if you do too much...

BEN? wrote:it can be a hard job for your old wanktanks if you do too much...

yeah balance gents...balance. cuz the last thing you wanna do is argue with your lil friend when you've gotten so used to your hand that a woman can't satisfy you...

keep the pipes clear but buffin and workin on a super-reflective shine is not the one.

God no its natural

bellybelle wrote:

BEN? wrote:it can be a hard job for your old wanktanks if you do too much...

yeah balance gents...balance. cuz the last thing you wanna do is argue with your lil friend when you've gotten so used to your hand that a woman can't satisfy you...

keep the pipes clear but buffin and workin on a super-reflective shine is not the one.

edit: something about shock and horror

nesslei wrote:

bellybelle wrote:

BEN? wrote:it can be a hard job for your old wanktanks if you do too much...

yeah balance gents...balance. cuz the last thing you wanna do is argue with your lil friend when you've gotten so used to your hand that a woman can't satisfy you...

keep the pipes clear but buffin and workin on a super-reflective shine is not the one.

edited for Ness: a combination of shock and horror--hehehe.

*sighs* I dated one cat who spent so much time being single before we dated that he "preferred" his toy over me. Now...normally I might be offended, but I since know what I'm workin with, I know where to put the blame. Fool fool boy. Tsk tsk.

Edited to add: FIXED hehehe

bellybelle wrote:

nesslei wrote:

bellybelle wrote:

BEN? wrote:it can be a hard job for your old wanktanks if you do too much...

yeah balance gents...balance. cuz the last thing you wanna do is argue with your lil friend when you've gotten so used to your hand that a woman can't satisfy you...

keep the pipes clear but buffin and workin on a super-reflective shine is not the one.

if i EVER met a man who preferred his own hand over my throat i would probably die of a combination of shock and horror, it must be said.

*sighs* I dated one cat who spent so much time being single before we dated that he "preferred" his toy over me. Now...normally I might be offended, but I since know what I'm workin with, I know where to put the blame. Fool fool boy. Tsk tsk.

haha bellybelle baby, ya got me!!

and yeah, you get me.

now you're the only one with the record

bellybelle wrote:

nesslei wrote:

bellybelle wrote:

BEN? wrote:it can be a hard job for your old wanktanks if you do too much...

yeah balance gents...balance. cuz the last thing you wanna do is argue with your lil friend when you've gotten so used to your hand that a woman can't satisfy you...

keep the pipes clear but buffin and workin on a super-reflective shine is not the one.

edited for Ness: a combination of shock and horror--hehehe.

*sighs* I dated one cat who spent so much time being single before we dated that he "preferred" his toy over me. Now...normally I might be offended, but I since know what I'm workin with, I know where to put the blame. Fool fool boy. Tsk tsk.

Edited to add: FIXED hehehe

his toy?

yeah. I didn't bother checkin out which kind but he had a rather unhealthy attachment to a faux-pussy. Then again....as bad as it was for me to know this....it was even worse for his sweet, God fearin mum when she discovered what he was up to....

bellybelle wrote:yeah. I didn't bother checkin out which kind but he had a rather unhealthy attachment to a faux-pussy. Then again....as bad as it was for me to know this....it was even worse for his sweet, God fearin mum when she discovered what he was up to....

oooh, reminds me of hearing about one of my mates going at it furiusly and having his 6 year old cousin walk in

bellybelle wrote:yeah. I didn't bother checkin out which kind but he had a rather unhealthy attachment to a faux-pussy.

in certain circumstances it's understandable