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My mate just sent me this message. i thought is was quite funny. So here you go.



hey Tim - whats going down ?!? - yeah, funk out shinster !! I'm just hanging out with the HR crew panding my Possum and snoozing on a couple of Dozers !!!!
how are Shackwell and the boys ? cribin out on a niner if I know them !! I saw Gang War and Jim Shucker the other day round Christmas Dave's new gaff ! ! man have those guys put on a few pounds ! they might as well all be wiggin up on a shuv score trap !!! ha ha ! ......you still selling the old backhand nortons under the crime cellar ? hope so, I'm seriously low on cootchie-mummer at the moment - I feel like my f#cking heads gonna turn into a massive flux numerator !!! .....listen, if you see Crusty lloyd on your travels, tell him he still owes me a couple of force-tens for that palm steamer I nicked from Faz's aunts squeeze-shack - he has a habit of forgetting these things....I wouldn't trust him as far as I could rope a couple of lawn chasers !!! ......any-how mate, I've gotta shoot as I'm supposed to be rubbing some pick-wickers in a minute.....stay safe and keep up the larry farms !!!

cheers

Jody Newman

I am i getting old or does none of that make sense!!!

SonOfRave wrote: I am i getting old or does none of that make sense!!!

I don't think it's surposed to.

Sorry i thought there was some deep hidden meaning to it!!!

Fackin crystal, what's the problem?

Chris Morris fan no doubt, gotta touch of the Barleys

Later you rapist

Shonky wrote:Fackin crystal, what's the problem?

Chris Morris fan no doubt, gotta touch of the Barleys

Later you rapist

Spot on as usual
I know there's some more Morris fans on here. Were are ya?

Barleyisms.
"You practically pulled a Polanski."

"Mex-ico!"

obIwan wrote:Barleyisms.
"You practically pulled a Polanski."

"Mex-ico!"

And the phone with the chainsaw and screaming ringtone

And the mc'ing

Oh no!!!!
Dubstep basically is an episode of Nathan Barley isn't it. I never realised, and now it's too late. We should change this website's address to trashbat, registered in the Cook islands. The scenes favourite club is even in Shoreditch, sorry Hosegate. Nooooooooo!! Oh yeah, see you there tonight.
And at least I don't work for Vice magazine, I think.