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THE NUCLEAR BUNKER INVITE LIST

Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:43 pm
by ruckspin
Just been chatting to Bun about impending doom, global warming/fuckup etc, and basically came to the conclusion that it's time to stock up on baked beans, get a load of guns, and disappear into a bunker for a few years until all the idiots in charge wipe themselves out....

Of course, there would be broadband, decks, soundsystem, mastering house, lathe, pressing plant, xbox360 and all the necessary requirements, but my question remains...

so far we have me (obviously), bunzer0, mr.jo, ranking crew, and a load of fit girls we haven't met yet...

who else should be invited?

Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:03 pm
by dubstepjustin
me

Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:11 pm
by Coppola
dubstepjustin wrote:definitely not me
ok whatever you say

Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:16 pm
by Pada
Comedians?

Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:29 pm
by maori-nick
i still lolled.

Invite eddie izzard.
Bare jokes

Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:29 pm
by oddfellow
Image

In the event of worldwide buggery, only Alan can keep us all in check.

Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:21 pm
by stanton
Tomity wrote:In the event of worldwide buggery
what a mind and ass boggling concept.

Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:22 pm
by dubstepjustin
I need to be saved from nuclear fallout.

Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 5:05 am
by nousd
I'd rather take my chances with the cockroaches than be locked up with a certain morton (sic).
I suggest you take Benga for fun company, Putin and Bush for insurance.

Re: THE NUCLEAR BUNKER INVITE LIST

Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 8:22 am
by ashley
ruckspin wrote:a load of fit girls we haven't met yet...
Webcam girls on MSN?

Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:22 pm
by pdomino
A place to explore .... girls will follow :!:

What about Jamie Oliver to cook for everyone and torture?

Re: THE NUCLEAR BUNKER INVITE LIST

Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:36 pm
by elbe
ruckspin wrote:Just been chatting to Bun about impending doom, global warming/fuckup etc, and basically came to the conclusion that it's time to stock up on baked beans, get a load of guns, and disappear into a bunker for a few years until all the idiots in charge wipe themselves out....

Of course, there would be broadband, decks, soundsystem, mastering house, lathe, pressing plant, xbox360 and all the necessary requirements, but my question remains...

so far we have me (obviously), bunzer0, mr.jo, ranking crew, and a load of fit girls we haven't met yet...

who else should be invited?
quick question, what do you need the guns for?

and a big stock of baked beans in an enclosed bunker?

and no PS3?

sounds like I'll be safer out of the bunker :wink:

Re: THE NUCLEAR BUNKER INVITE LIST

Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:40 pm
by kins83
eLBe wrote:
ruckspin wrote:Just been chatting to Bun about impending doom, global warming/fuckup etc, and basically came to the conclusion that it's time to stock up on baked beans, get a load of guns, and disappear into a bunker for a few years until all the idiots in charge wipe themselves out....

Of course, there would be broadband, decks, soundsystem, mastering house, lathe, pressing plant, xbox360 and all the necessary requirements, but my question remains...

so far we have me (obviously), bunzer0, mr.jo, ranking crew, and a load of fit girls we haven't met yet...

who else should be invited?
quick question, what do you need the guns for?

and a big stock of baked beans in an enclosed bunker?

and no XBox 360?

sounds like I'll be safer out of the bunker :wink:
Fixed.

Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:41 pm
by jonnyrebel
will smith. We need will.

Re: THE NUCLEAR BUNKER INVITE LIST

Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:57 pm
by elbe
kins83 wrote:
eLBe wrote:
ruckspin wrote:Just been chatting to Bun about impending doom, global warming/fuckup etc, and basically came to the conclusion that it's time to stock up on baked beans, get a load of guns, and disappear into a bunker for a few years until all the idiots in charge wipe themselves out....

Of course, there would be broadband, decks, soundsystem, mastering house, lathe, pressing plant, xbox360 and all the necessary requirements, but my question remains...

so far we have me (obviously), bunzer0, mr.jo, ranking crew, and a load of fit girls we haven't met yet...

who else should be invited?
quick question, what do you need the guns for?

and a big stock of baked beans in an enclosed bunker?

and no XBox 360?

sounds like I'll be safer out of the bunker :wink:
Fixed.
silly boy Kins. C'mon sharpen up, can't be making such easy mistakes around your date tonight, you need to pay attention :lol:

Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 6:39 pm
by __________
i'm digging a bunker at the moment on-off. its taking AGES!
it looks like a grave for a fat person at the moment

serious, if you want your bunker by 2012 you're gonna have to get digging right away, or get a mechanical digger in if you're a complete pussy.

count me in

Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 9:18 pm
by nousd
^Found any tin yet?

BTW Do you mind being referred to as "$20 Bag" from lazy, metric keyboardists or prefer "Ten Quid Bag"? Ah, I know what you'd like: "10lb Bag"! :wink:

Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:22 pm
by kion
I'm in. A few decent nurses wouldn't go amiss - just in case of radiation sickness, ya know.

Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 10:15 am
by nousd
10lb Bag wrote:i'm digging a grave for a fat person at the moment.
Tell 'em to dig it themselves.

Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 5:08 pm
by __________
SD5 wrote:^Found any tin yet?

BTW Do you mind being referred to as "$20 Bag" from lazy, metric keyboardists or prefer "Ten Quid Bag"? Ah, I know what you'd like: "10lb Bag"! :wink:
HAHA! nah no tin, this is one of the most mined areas in cornwall, no tin here since the 1800s. plenty of evidence of mining though, its interesting. there's old tunnels, shafts, engine houses and stuff all around here.

$20, 10lb, £10, 50p, whatever. i'm going by £12.50 Bag for dubstep now, just haven't bothered changing my name on dsf yet! might do that soon hehe

if you're building a bunker you will need good sanitation and ventilation. hotboxes are good but it could get a bit grimey with lots of people.
make sure there's a shower too!