urgh pubes

bashment dan · Post by **bashment dan** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:43 pm

why are there always so many pubes around urinels, do people bring tweezers into the toilet or something, people should be fined like they are for cigarettes..its only right :s

LEQ · Post by **LEQ** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:47 pm

I'd like to see you enforce that policy, pube watchers in every cubicle watching you piss....

tuck · Post by **tuck** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:56 pm

Why are you getting bent out of shape about seeing pubes in a toilet? Surely that's the proper place for them? I could understand it if you'd found a load in the middle of your jacket potato at lunch time.

bashment dan · Post by **bashment dan** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:59 pm

aye, could potentially bring a million of people out of unemployment overnight.ill voice my concern at question time next month/.

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 1:00 pm

Tuck wrote:Surely that's the proper place for them?

I would have thought the general genital area would have been the best place for them. Alopecia eh...

bashment dan · Post by **bashment dan** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 1:03 pm

lol i could deal with a few pubes in my jacket potato if it was just once a week, but im using the urinel atleast 6 times a day, thats almost a full ballsack ofother peoples pubes a week

tuck · Post by **tuck** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 1:22 pm

FAUST.DTC wrote:
Tuck wrote:Surely that's the proper place for them?
I would have thought the general genital area would have been the best place for them.

Ideally, yes. Occasionally, though, the odd clock spring becomes unavoidably dislodged from its usual dwelling place in your undercrackers. In this case I think the toilet is the most appropriate place for it to end up. Or possibly lodged at the top of your girlfriend's throat causing her to leap out of bed making a noise like a cat bringing up a fur ball

bashment dan wrote:im using the urinel atleast 6 times a day

Doesn't that seem odd to you? Do you also have a burning sensation at least 6 times a day?

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 1:56 pm

More importantly have you seen how fast they grow. Can't keep up with them!

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 3:17 pm

You know ive never found pubes to be a major problem in all of my workplace toilets...bogeys on the other hand, ewww, who in there right mind thinks its right to wipe them all over the wall....

start : stop · Post by **start : stop** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 3:39 pm

lol at this thread.

You could always aim for them and wash them away.

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:36 pm

Start : Stop wrote:lol at this thread.

You could always aim for them and wash them away.

They are usually on the edge so there is a chance you will get splashed.

Coppola · Post by **Coppola** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:42 pm

Tuck wrote: Or possibly lodged at the top of your girlfriend's throat causing her to leap out of bed making a noise like a cat bringing up a fur ball

bashment dan wrote:im using the urinel atleast 6 times a day
Doesn't that seem odd to you? Do you also have a burning sensation at least 6 times a day?

have you seen the curb your enthusiasm episode?
it's a classic.

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:54 pm

The longest pubes ever

You could plait them......

Jak The lad · Post by **Jak The lad** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:57 pm

They look like spider legs or stiches

start : stop · Post by **start : stop** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 6:10 pm

Ashley wrote:
Start : Stop wrote:lol at this thread.

You could always aim for them and wash them away.
They are usually on the edge so there is a chance you will get splashed.

Takes skill and practice!

bashment dan · Post by **bashment dan** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:14 pm

nasty pic why wudnt he just trim them?no point in pissing them off in my uni theres always fresh ones when u go back and it means u gotta spend the whole time staring right at them to get a good aim..bottom line is people should be responsible for there own pubes or be punished in some way by the law.internet hub keeps breaking, cant wait for this cunting day to be over

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:28 pm

Or shave them off entirely. No poor lady likes a spider leg in between her teeth.

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:31 pm

Ashley wrote:Or shave them off entirely. No poor lady likes a spider leg in between her teeth.

not completely or you'll feel like your blizzard.

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:33 pm

Diss04 wrote:
Ashley wrote:Or shave them off entirely. No poor lady likes a spider leg in between her teeth.
not completely or you'll feel like your blizzard.

Orly

three2do1 · Post by **three2do1** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 9:59 pm

FAUST.DTC wrote: The longest pubes ever

You could plait them......

that's sickening...

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