Bringing weed brownies/cookies from Amterstdam to uk?

eventualdecline · Post by **eventualdecline** » Mon Nov 17, 2008 7:37 pm

After a conversation today I was left wondering what is the UK's policies on bringing in food items that contain herb. Each cookie or brownie has definitely less than a gram of weed. Would customs detect it, would they even care? I suppose with dogs they could smell it but would you receive a caution or a criminal sentence? Any thoughts?

__________ · Post by **__________** » Mon Nov 17, 2008 8:26 pm

you'd be better off posting them. no doubt they would spot hash cakes a mile off at customs!

belb · Post by **belb** » Mon Nov 17, 2008 8:31 pm

if yer trying to bring them through schipol airport you'll almost certainly get caught, security's been stepped up shitloads over the last few years, proper cutting edge scanners and that. why not just post some nice hash back (not from dam itself i might add, worth getting a train to utrecht or something if you're doing a decent amount). there's even a few coffeeshops doing vacuum-sealed packages now

.rudetone. · Post by **.rudetone.** » Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:54 pm

belb wrote:there's even a few coffeeshops doing vacuum-sealed packages now

O rly?

Very useful to know!

spencertron · Post by **spencertron** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:00 am

why don't you just bake your own?

rather than passing through the drug hub holiday spot for the UK smoker. Carrying cakes...where they pay particular interest to and are pretty much experts in, the herb and all it's guises...may aswell wear a sign saying 'i have space cakes' on me

gars · Post by **gars** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 2:04 am

^^+1
cakes are easy to make and you'll learn to do a new thing. Who knows, maybe you are a hidden pastry master

google for receipts, there are lots of them (my favourite is Sacher space cake)

eventualdecline · Post by **eventualdecline** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:44 am

Yeah I didn't think about Schipol airport, was mostly thinking about the UK.

In regards to making my own, this whole topic is just a conversation between two stoners, not an initial foray into an international space cake smuggling operation

tk · Post by tk » Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:14 am

just came back through schipol airport, security was not tight at all..... wouldn't condone bringin it back but we had no problem whatsoever wrapped about 13g in sellotape and stuff it down your kegs.... love comin back with some primo grade....

T_macabre · Post by **T_macabre** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:41 am

TK wrote:just came back through schipol airport, security was not tight at all..... wouldn't condone bringin it back but we had no problem whatsoever wrapped about 13g in sellotape and stuff it down your kegs.... love comin back with some primo grade....

depends when you come back tho, i was p*ssed last time cos we only went through the metal detectors, but a few times i've been through the full body scanner thing...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Security_scan

go through that with 13g sellotaped to your leg down your kecks and they are gonna see it
its the risk tho, if they aint using that scanner when you go through, stroll through confidently. you cant tell until you go through departures tho!

surface_tension · Post by **surface_tension** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:13 am

1. Grind cannibus into fine powder, including stems.
2. take 1/2 cup cooking oil and place it into a small pan
3. on LOW HEAT proceed to stir in your 1/4 oz of moderate grade cannibus
4. Do not hover with your face above the stove, your eyes will be irritated and begin burning. I don't care how good the weed smells.

5. continue stirring and maintaining a LOW HEAT(don't destroy your THC)

after about 10-15 minutes on LOW HEAT, you should have somewhat green cooking oil, which you will let cool completely, before straining out all of the green and the stems(completely worthless now, sell them to a crackhead or a school kid, do not smoke it, you'll only get a headache)

Take that cooking oil and add it to your brownie recipe that calls for cooking oil. I generally use 1/2 cup, even if it calls for a 1/4 cup, and use either one less egg or the equivalent of an egg substitute. Bake them on the lowest recommended temp, remove and immediately cool them.

Don't make any plans that don't involve your bed.

Someone please translate these measurements into NON-Standard please for the UK/Worldwide kru.

manray · Post by **manray** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:55 am

belb wrote:if yer trying to bring them through schipol airport you'll almost certainly get caught, security's been stepped up shitloads over the last few years, proper cutting edge scanners and that. why not just post some nice hash back (not from dam itself i might add, worth getting a train to utrecht or something if you're doing a decent amount). there's even a few coffeeshops doing vacuum-sealed packages now

Do you even know whaat the fuck you are talking about?

Been 4-5 times in the last couple of years and security is wack. Not seen a single dog, not had my bags opened, nobody looking at me at all...

Got back last week actually, turns out I had a few grams in my bag which I didn't even know about.

tk · Post by tk » Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:58 am

lucky i didn't get the full body scan..... it was just the metal detectors goin with what tnt said i wouldn't risk it next time.... i just went for it and it turned out ok...

like the recipe im gonna give that one a go.

hugh · Post by **hugh** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 2:15 pm

my mates have brought back weed plenty of times through the ferry no bother

wurge · Post by **wurge** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:49 pm

If your bringing erb back shove it in natures pocket.

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:09 am

have walked through with more on my person ... but yeah squash and mail or simply make your own, had one last week, smashed pasty face !

habitualbeatscamp · Post by **habitualbeatscamp** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 7:43 pm

I just went through the airport in amsterdam....

once i got to Glasgow, i realized i could have totally brought weed with me.

Now im here with NO WEED! Someone rescue me for real.

belb · Post by **belb** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:09 pm

manray wrote: Do you even know whaat you are talking about? Been 4-5 times in the last couple of years and security is wack

fair nuff, "almost certainly" might be exaggerating it a bit but i've been 3 times myself this year and had the full body job every time. maybe i look like a terrrrist or something, dunno. big risk to take if you ask me

puhatek_kurva_macz · Post by **puhatek_kurva_macz** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 10:22 am

Surface_Tension wrote:1. Grind cannibus into fine powder, including stems.
2. take 1/2 cup cooking oil and place it into a small pan
3. on LOW HEAT proceed to stir in your 1/4 oz of moderate grade cannibus
4. Do not hover with your face above the stove, your eyes will be irritated and begin burning. I don't care how good the weed smells.

5. continue stirring and maintaining a LOW HEAT(don't destroy your THC)

after about 10-15 minutes on LOW HEAT, you should have somewhat green cooking oil, which you will let cool completely, before straining out all of the green and the stems(completely worthless now, sell them to a crackhead or a school kid, do not smoke it, you'll only get a headache)

Take that cooking oil and add it to your brownie recipe that calls for cooking oil. I generally use 1/2 cup, even if it calls for a 1/4 cup, and use either one less egg or the equivalent of an egg substitute. Bake them on the lowest recommended temp, remove and immediately cool them.

Don't make any plans that don't involve your bed.

Someone please translate these measurements into NON-Standard please for the UK/Worldwide kru.

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Bringing weed brownies/cookies from Amterstdam to uk?

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