Who would win in a massive fight?

firky · Post by **firky** » Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:46 pm

It's werewolves again, they could totally smash up a vampire and a zombie. Where as how can you fight this little ponce, look at him?

farman · Post by **farman** » Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:58 pm

what zombies we talkin here, Savage fast ones that sprint and scream like etiopians on E's or the slow ones that just slowly but surely catch up with you

constrobuz · Post by **constrobuz** » Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:06 pm

vampires win

ghosts cant do shit, cant even pick up a stake/holy water/garlic.

both zombies and werewolves are easily foiled since vampires can just levitate over them, or turn into mist, or turn into a fucking swarm of flesh eating insects.

spooKs · Post by **spooKs** » Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:16 pm

THIS IS IMPARTIAL

firky · Post by **firky** » Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:19 pm

Ghosts can only smash up plates and throw books around the room... as a werewolf I laugh in your translucent face.

Farman, I wasn't aware that Zombies went to Eton, you must now some posh zombies you toff

farman · Post by **farman** » Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:30 pm

lololol you know what i meant... if not
ETHIOPIANS
but yeh

Coppola · Post by **Coppola** » Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:43 pm

Firky wrote:Ghosts can only smash up plates and throw books around the room... as a werewolf I laugh in your translucent face.

Farman, I wasn't aware that Zombies went to Eton, you must now some posh zombies you toff

Mate, Werewolves are mortal, ghosts aren't. Ghost can do whatever it wants and werewolves can't get it because you just go through.
Therefore ghost win by not even doing anything until the werewolf dies.

ST100 · Post by **ST100** » Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:51 pm

Ghosts again,
we could fuck with your minds whilst you're fighting,
and mentally fuck you up, then resulting in you phsyically fucking yourselves up.

firky · Post by **firky** » Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:56 pm

I went to school with a ghost and he was soft as shit, all the werewolves would take the piss out of him.

"Oi, spooky simon? YOU SOFT KANT!"

He'd then bugger off and mope around the church yard questioning his existence. Whilst myself, other werewolves and the vampires would get it on with goth bitches. They love a bit of vamp and dog's cock

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Wed Feb 11, 2009 11:13 pm

dza the friendly ghost would fucked all off them up in a fight

ajantis_art · Post by **ajantis_art** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 3:46 am

MCR/PRK option?

magma · Post by **magma** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 7:49 am

How are ghosts winning this poll? Do you lot never want to touch/fuck anything ever again?

Vampires are the most darkside baddies ever... they sleep in COFFINS and created the most socially acceptable form of virginal murderape ever devised.

Oh, and they live for hundreds of years. In castles.

And they can fly just like ghosts.

And they have SONAR.

Probably.

Werewolves have a strong case because you get to be normal for the rest of the month, but I'm still sceptical about a man getting involved in a monthly cycle that results in all their clothes getting bloody. It's a bit, well, feminine, isn't it? Leave it to the girls in Ginger Snaps...

Edit: I take all this back. In a massive fight, Werewolves would clearly wipe the fucking floor with everything else on the list. Assuming it was the right day of the month. They'd be fucked if they were all sat in High School trying to hide their hairy palms when a swarm of bats flew in and started the murderape rampage, though. Vampires are smart, they'd just turn up a day early.

alfie · Post by **alfie** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:48 am

surely the honey badger would wipe out all four of the above with ease?

magma · Post by **magma** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:09 am

Clearly.

Although a Jam Stoat could give it a decent scrap.

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:27 am

ghosts are shit, so they'd definitely lose, zombies would win if they were 28 days later zombies, vampires wouldn't win, as they're all about stealth and sneaking up on people in the night and sucking their blood, rather than full on fighting, so i reckon it would either be zombies if they were 28 days later zombies, or the werewolves

other way the ghosts would get fucked up, pussies.

did · Post by **did** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:59 am

init man. all ghosts can do is scare you and occaisionally make shit float around. oh no im so scared

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:15 pm

ghosts are easily the biggest loser,

zombies next, cause they are so waste

then warewolves..

vampires win, comeon, you can turn into a bat & fly away, cant cum near...

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:21 pm

alfie wrote:surely the honey badger would wipe out all four of the above with ease?

firky · Post by **firky** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:37 pm

Speaking as a Werewolf I must express my reservations at biting a zombie, they taste like, well, rotten meat. However in warfare one has his duty as a werewolf in the supernatural massive fuck off fight and I'd rip any of you undead stnuc apart

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:44 pm

werewolves, vampires, zombies...

christopher walken's ghost shits 'em

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