What a dapper...

miscreant · Post by **miscreant** » Wed May 06, 2009 11:55 am

Well Firky i can thank you for reminding me of this - just seen someones sig and it had a quote from you about shitting the bed while your bird was there. Reminded me of a story a guy i worked with in London told me about one of his uni mates.

Guy and his bird went to a wedding or some shit like that, they both ended up rat arsed as you do, went back to the hotel room and just ko'd.

Guy gets up half way through the night and he's shat himself, theres shit everywhere, all over the sheets, all down his leg and covering his arse......

From what jason told me the guy hadnt been going with this bird for a particularly long time so i cant imagine she'd have many reasons for staying with him after a major fuckup like that - this guy obviously thought the same thing so his next move made sure this little broad didnt shoot off at the first sight of him covered in shit...

(The girl was still asleep while all this was happening) Guy got up, smeared the shite off his dirty arsehole and leg and smeared it all over her naked sleeping arse and her side of the bed. Tiptoes to the bathroom to get a shower on the go, cleans himself up then jumps back into the shitty bed and goes back to sleep.

Poor girl wakes up thinking she's shat herself, the blokes lying there in a nice sparkly non shitted pair of boxers fast asleep while she's probably the most embarassed she's ever been in her whole life.

Last i heard they were still together!

What a badman!

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Wed May 06, 2009 12:01 pm

Chap sounds like a bit of a hero to me.

magma · Post by **magma** » Wed May 06, 2009 12:09 pm

Now that's some quick fucking thinking. Well done that man!

Jak The lad · Post by **Jak The lad** » Wed May 06, 2009 12:11 pm

lol, I hope he got rid of her after, dirty bitch.

Although, I reckon after that, he could pretty much get what ever he wanted, because if he didn't he'd have to tell that story to his friends...

fork · Post by **fork** » Wed May 06, 2009 12:30 pm

lol, what a legend

did · Post by **did** » Wed May 06, 2009 12:56 pm

I know a guy who was walking his dog, which decided to have a shit just as a fed car went past. When he saw the car turn around, he promptly dropped his trousers and said he did it. Instead of getting the £1000 fine for letting his dog shit, he got away with a £400 fine for indecent exposure

aftee · Post by **aftee** » Wed May 06, 2009 12:59 pm

missedthebus · Post by **missedthebus** » Wed May 06, 2009 1:44 pm

MANS GOT SKILLS!

::g-sus:: · Post by **::g-sus::** » Wed May 06, 2009 1:55 pm

MiscreanT wrote:What a badman!

BEST.STORY.EVER!!

rynke · Post by **rynke** » Wed May 06, 2009 2:52 pm

why do we all find feces/shit so fascinating?

ELLFIVEDEE · Post by **ELLFIVEDEE** » Wed May 06, 2009 2:59 pm

Rynke wrote:why do we all find feces/shit so fascinating?

Because Kevin Smith rinsed all the fart jokes.

retinoise · Post by **retinoise** » Wed May 06, 2009 6:33 pm

L5D wrote:
Rynke wrote:why do we all find feces/shit so fascinating?
Because Kevin Smith rinsed all the fart jokes.

lol! + True.

firky · Post by **firky** » Wed May 13, 2009 10:32 pm

I know a girl who took a shit in a bin whilst puking into a kitchen sink

-dubson- · Post by **-dubson-** » Wed May 13, 2009 10:38 pm

lol jokes

::g-sus:: · Post by **::g-sus::** » Thu May 14, 2009 2:50 am

Firky wrote:I know a girl who took a shit in a bin whilst puking into a kitchen sink

class!

t.stark · Post by **t.stark** » Thu May 14, 2009 3:04 am

sweet sweet jesus that's glorious

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