What a dapper...
Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 11:55 am
Well Firky i can thank you for reminding me of this - just seen someones sig and it had a quote from you about shitting the bed while your bird was there. Reminded me of a story a guy i worked with in London told me about one of his uni mates.
Guy and his bird went to a wedding or some shit like that, they both ended up rat arsed as you do, went back to the hotel room and just ko'd.
Guy gets up half way through the night and he's shat himself, theres shit everywhere, all over the sheets, all down his leg and covering his arse......
From what jason told me the guy hadnt been going with this bird for a particularly long time so i cant imagine she'd have many reasons for staying with him after a major fuckup like that - this guy obviously thought the same thing so his next move made sure this little broad didnt shoot off at the first sight of him covered in shit...
(The girl was still asleep while all this was happening) Guy got up, smeared the shite off his dirty arsehole and leg and smeared it all over her naked sleeping arse and her side of the bed. Tiptoes to the bathroom to get a shower on the go, cleans himself up then jumps back into the shitty bed and goes back to sleep.
Poor girl wakes up thinking she's shat herself, the blokes lying there in a nice sparkly non shitted pair of boxers fast asleep while she's probably the most embarassed she's ever been in her whole life.
Last i heard they were still together!
What a badman!
Guy and his bird went to a wedding or some shit like that, they both ended up rat arsed as you do, went back to the hotel room and just ko'd.
Guy gets up half way through the night and he's shat himself, theres shit everywhere, all over the sheets, all down his leg and covering his arse......
From what jason told me the guy hadnt been going with this bird for a particularly long time so i cant imagine she'd have many reasons for staying with him after a major fuckup like that - this guy obviously thought the same thing so his next move made sure this little broad didnt shoot off at the first sight of him covered in shit...
(The girl was still asleep while all this was happening) Guy got up, smeared the shite off his dirty arsehole and leg and smeared it all over her naked sleeping arse and her side of the bed. Tiptoes to the bathroom to get a shower on the go, cleans himself up then jumps back into the shitty bed and goes back to sleep.
Poor girl wakes up thinking she's shat herself, the blokes lying there in a nice sparkly non shitted pair of boxers fast asleep while she's probably the most embarassed she's ever been in her whole life.
Last i heard they were still together!
What a badman!
Chap sounds like a bit of a hero to me.
