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Is Skream ever going to get tired of flutes?
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 8:22 pm
by ufo over easy
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 8:32 pm
by ketamine brothers
hopefully not
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 10:26 pm
by pete_bubonic
the flutes are cool but not my concern as long as he never tires of those hihat/shaker shuffles!!! :shock:
Re: Is Skream ever going to get tired of flutes?
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 3:55 pm
by luke.envoy
will your mum ever get tired of the meat flute? dont think so

Re: Is Skream ever going to get tired of flutes?
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 4:00 pm
by storming productions
luke.envoy wrote:will your mum ever get tired of the meat flute? dont think so

ha ha ha ha ha
Re: Is Skream ever going to get tired of flutes?
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 4:01 pm
by ufo over easy
luke.envoy wrote:will your mum ever get tired of the meat flute? dont think so

I've asked her and she's assured me that as long as she's physically capable, she will never tire of the meat flute.
Re: Is Skream ever going to get tired of flutes?
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 4:06 pm
by luke.envoy
UFO over easy wrote:luke.envoy wrote:will your mum ever get tired of the meat flute? dont think so

I've asked her and she's assured me that as long as she's physically capable, she will never tire of the meat flute.

Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 1:48 am
by engine room
Who cares?
None of you will EVER make a tune half as good as the dubs he rolls out in his sleep.
Flute or no flute.
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 4:09 pm
by ufo over easy
Engine Room wrote:Who cares?
None of you will EVER make a tune half as good as the dubs he rolls out in his sleep.
Flute or no flute.
I suggest you acquire a sense of humour immediately.
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:15 pm
by colm
ben.

Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:07 pm
by ghettobot
hope not!
ps- engine room... chillax!
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 9:05 pm
by engine room
ghettobot wrote:
ps- engine room... chillax!
How dare you use such a phrase.
Come on guys......you know it's true.....it's taken Skream(z) years to get to this stage and at the moment he's untouchable. Flute or no flute!
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 9:18 pm
by ghettobot
we all know skream's the man! we like the flute tunes. calm down.
Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 11:40 am
by ufo over easy
colm wrote:ben.


Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 6:39 pm
by minusdegree
When he gets tired of being a complete genius
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 8:14 pm
by minusdegree
PS. I think there aren't enough steel drums in music these days
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 10:06 pm
by pompende
UFO over easy wrote:Engine Room wrote:Who cares?
None of you will EVER make a tune half as good as the dubs he rolls out in his sleep.
Flute or no flute.
I suggest you acquire a sense of humour immediately.
where do you think i could aquire one of these? ...barnes & noble?
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 10:40 pm
by dubmugga
^^^you could try asking your gairy fodmother...
This was originally shown on BBC TV back in the seventies. Ronnie
Barker, RIP, could say all this without a ****** (though god knows how
many takes). Irony is that they received not one complaint. The speed of
delivery must have been too much for the whining herds. Try getting
through it without converting the spoonerisms [and not wetting your
pants] as you read ...
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This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters.
Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion.
Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot.
At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered.
The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge,
and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible
huckers;they had fetty sweet and fetty swannies. The sugly isters
had tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go.
Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared.
Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. She
turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with
six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks
The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight
otherwise,there would be a cucking falamity.
At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when
suddenly the clock struck twelve. "Mist all chucking frighty!!!" said
Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping
her slass glipper.
The very next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door
and the sugly isters let him in. Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her
leg and let off a fig bart. "Who's fust jarted??" asked the prandsome hince.
"Blame that fugly ucker over there!!" said Mary Hinge. When the
stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both
the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk.
Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a
knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge
halls and a hig bard on.
He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly.
Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The pransome hince
lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny.
so should anyone be using mid eastern/balkan flutes if they're not from there, just like we apparently shouldn't have "detroit sounding" hihats cos we aint from there...
seriously though you should hear the stink when someone uses maori stuff out of context, cultural appropriateness, intellectual property and all that

Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:07 am
by n-type
i have a massive flute
Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:21 am
by [b]racket
N-TYPE wrote:i have a massive flute
LOL
Mines more of a blue veined bassoon...
