the really badly made up jokes thread

feasible_weasel · Post by **feasible_weasel** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 6:01 pm

the way it works
i make a joke now,and leave a word for the next person,then they have to use that word to make a joke,then they leave and word and so on and so on..

why do women with big vaginas win races??

because they are always come Fist Place

midget.......

Pada · Post by **Pada** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 6:09 pm

Did you hear about the midget who got pick pick pocketed?

I didn't think anybody could stoop that low!

its not made up though... so i kinda spoilt your thread.

incnic · Post by **incnic** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 6:23 pm

how do u make a whore moan
kick her in the tnuc

opps wrong thread
:abort thread:

feasible_weasel · Post by **feasible_weasel** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 6:29 pm

adisize wrote:Did you hear about the midget who got pick pick pocketed?

I didn't think anybody could stoop that low!

its not made up though... so i kinda spoilt your thread.

miscreant · Post by **miscreant** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 6:55 pm

what do you call a blind cripple?

whatever the fuck you want

casual-p · Post by **casual-p** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 6:57 pm

whats big on the austrian music scene at the moment?

underground house.

bang

ST100 · Post by **ST100** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 7:00 pm

MiscreanT wrote:what do you call a blind cripple?

whatever the fuck you want

wouldn't that work better if it were:

"what do you call a deaf cripple"?

miscreant · Post by **miscreant** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 7:17 pm

mattron wrote:
MiscreanT wrote:what do you call a blind cripple?

whatever the fuck you want
wouldn't that work better if it were:

"what do you call a deaf cripple"?

touché

feasible_weasel · Post by **feasible_weasel** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:25 pm

what do u call a dinosuar holding a camera

a tranatourist rex

hurlingdervish · Post by **hurlingdervish** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:35 pm

not to be confused with a trannysaurus rex

feasible_weasel · Post by **feasible_weasel** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:47 pm

hurlingdervish wrote:not to be confused with a trannysaurus rex

feasible_weasel · Post by **feasible_weasel** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:49 pm

what do u call a angry bread roll

a crossont

feasible_weasel · Post by **feasible_weasel** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:54 pm

how did bruce lee like his bath water??

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaarm

miscreant · Post by **miscreant** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:24 pm

feasible_weasel wrote:
hurlingdervish wrote:not to be confused with a trannysaurus rex

x2

HamCrescendo · Post by **HamCrescendo** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:34 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rAIhpfHUCM

Hilarious

feasible_weasel · Post by **feasible_weasel** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:43 pm

DanRev wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rAIhpfHUCM

Hilarious

dutty_switch · Post by **dutty_switch** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:49 pm

What's the definition of self-destructive?

An epileptic leper.

feasible_weasel · Post by **feasible_weasel** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:58 pm

Dutty_Switch wrote:What's the definition of self-destructive?

An epileptic leper.

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:33 am

what do you call a scottish buffalo with short hair in front of the queen

annie lennox

a kneelin ox, geddit?

wobwob · Post by **wobwob** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:43 am

feasible_weasel wrote:how did bruce lee like his bath water??

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaarm

following the bruce lee joke..

whats bruce lee's favorite drink?

WAAATAAR

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