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yr best nerd rap lines
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:09 pm
by secretagentgel
ever since hearing about nerd rap, stupid lines have been popping into my head all the time. here's my favorite so far:
most of the time
i lay low like j.d. salinger
but thanks to craigslist
i got more dates than google calendar
drop yr best lines! let the battle begin!
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:20 pm
by adruu
winner!
edit: need to go back to the lab with mine!
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:34 pm
by optimum
Probably not classed as nerd rap, but still love Paul Wall's "i got the internet going nuts"
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:58 pm
by pk-
in my time i've seen empires crumble
in my time i've seen snape kill dumble
bloke called ytcracker, can't remember his myspace
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:41 pm
by username taken
this pisses all over everything else as it's the nerdiest rap you'll ever going to hear
click here for proof
only question i ever thought was hard
was do i like kirk, or do i like picard
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:59 pm
by secretagentgel
oh, i forgot about that ad! too good.
corey
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:43 pm
by marsyas
ha ha, great topic.
too many to list really...
i love nerdy backpack rap so i am not going to hate on it.
edit: started to try and write it down...but lost patience !!
heres a clip :
http://www.dilatorylife.com/Other/nerdy.mp3
i believe its sole.
really is a fave tune though !!!
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:59 pm
by selector.dub.u
Mc paul barman - anarchist bookstore 1 and 2
Or MC stephen Hawking
http://www.mchawking.com/
Kicking straight science!
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 1:02 am
by product
The Chronic(les) of Narnia shit on SNL was awesome
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 8:10 am
by poax
this is the result of a py man squared
im a call your trousers phosphorous cos there flared
my hypothesis is these players are running scared
your synthesis is laborious, have you been tony blaired?
when my neek speak leek from the space between my cheek
mcs start to freak like im a wolf amongst sheep
i go incredibly deep, im like a bobby on the beat
steven hawkin aint got shit for me!!
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 8:37 am
by username taken
this is the scarecrow speaks off of the deep puddle dynamics lp, right?
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:01 am
by metalboxproducts
poax wrote:this is the result of a py man squared
im a call your trousers phosphorous cos there flared
my hypothesis is these players are running scared
your synthesis is laborious, have you been tony blaired?
when my neek speak leek from the space between my cheek
mcs start to freak like im a wolf amongst sheep
i go incredibly deep, im like a bobby on the beat
steven hawkin aint got shit for me!!
Did you just make that up? If so that there is the winner. Made me laugh.
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:25 am
by thinking
My pissed off Jabrowski
Turned three colors like Christov Krislowski
And said, "A handjob's a man's job, your job's a blowjob"
That porn snob
That corn cob with a doorknob is a born slob ?????
Every penis wants to be famous
It's a good way to stay misogynistic and aimless
She said, "I'm glad you explained that
My name is Jane Pratt, before you jerk off on my head please pass me that rain hat"
So I did, you know
What can I say?
I'm a lonely male who will settle for any phony in a ponytail
Paul Barman init. Not a big fan of nerdcore but I bought his first EP.
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 11:45 am
by secretagentgel
pokes comes thru!
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 1:36 pm
by marsyas
username taken wrote:
this is the scarecrow speaks off of the deep puddle dynamics lp, right?
yeah, tuuuune
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:45 pm
by gravious
Weird Al - White & Nerdy
bit obvious though...
"See me roll-IN-ing,
on my Segway?
They don't wanna hang with me,
Coz I'm just too white and nerdy..."
Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 8:49 am
by selector.dub.u
poax wrote:this is the result of a py man squared
im a call your trousers phosphorous cos there flared
my hypothesis is these players are running scared
your synthesis is laborious, have you been tony blaired?
when my neek speak leek from the space between my cheek
mcs start to freak like im a wolf amongst sheep
i go incredibly deep, im like a bobby on the beat
steven hawkin aint got shit for me!!
thats it a contest between poax and hawking to be held at the big bang or black hole club at the other side of the universe.
Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:01 am
by poax
you cant rap steven hawkin
muthafucker did you write those bars cos you aint even talkin
motorized speak and spell
trus me blud your not lookin to well
let me give you my theory
ima leave you on bricks if you come near me
black holes and nebula
youll get merked by mans on a regular
its not cos your disabled its cos your a twat
thats why im chasing your chair with this fuck off spiked bat!
Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:10 am
by selector.dub.u
poax wrote:you cant rap steven hawkin
muthafucker did you write those bars cos you aint even talkin
motorized speak and spell
holy sh*t made me spit up the food in my mouth with that one!
Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:54 am
by gravious
Shit thats funny!
Oh, I also forgot the nerdiest (and shittest rap of all time),
the Anfield Rap.
"I play for Liverpool,
My names John Barn-es.
When I score a goal,
The crowd goes banan-es"
Or words to that effect.
