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"Goin' in for the kill!" (Dumpstep Thread)
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:43 am
by dj ill kid 505
Does anyone think this on the way to the bathroom, right before a massive dump?
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:45 am
by hurlingdervish
are you doing it for the thrill?
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:47 am
by sigbowls
when i get a dohnut i think about po nuts
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:52 am
by drokkr
i play with my nuts as i puts
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:38 am
by did
i prefer to refer to it as 'laying the smackdown'
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:33 am
by faust.dtc
The good old 'dropping the kids off at the pool' for me...
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:43 am
by miscreant
im off to "drown a couple of black babies"
EDIT: This ISNT racist. It might not be very pc but its definitely not Racist!
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:46 am
by DZA
^^Racist!
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:58 am
by bandshell
Smash the bowl

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:12 am
by gwa
I get really depressive thoughts whilst on the toilet.... Kinda wierd.
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:31 am
by feasible_weasel

i love crapping
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:34 am
by DZA
Whats with the people that take an hour to take a shit, takes me 20 seconds max

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:35 am
by bandshell
I have once spent 3 hours having a shit, I kept falling asleep and forgetting to actually do a shit and I got distracted reading the backs of all the air fresheners and bleaches etc in my bath room.
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:39 am
by faust.dtc
Ive always said that 'work shits' are the best...there is nothing better than getting paid to poo innit...
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:52 am
by Hibbie
The_Dza88 wrote:Whats with the people that take an hour to take a shit, takes me 20 seconds max

enit what is up with hour long shits and taken the newspaper in aswell, tbh 20 mins is long, more like 5-10 mins
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:11 am
by shamwow
When I take a dump I think of GWA in his sisters underwear.
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:16 am
by gwa
I think of me beating your sister on CoD tbh!
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:18 am
by magma
FAUST.DTC wrote:Ive always said that 'work shits' are the best...there is nothing better than getting paid to poo innit...
Word.
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:22 am
by feasible_weasel
FAUST.DTC wrote:Ive always said that 'work shits' are the best...there is nothing better than getting paid to poo innit...
always seem to have a great poo at work

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:37 am
by missedthebus
Either
'Time to drop this kids off down the log flume..... them and their bloody mates.'
OR
'Just been involved in a chocolate hostage negotiation..... Luckily only one beheading this time.'