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Dubstep Allstars Football Team

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:14 am
by iceberg willis
Me and my mate have combined our 2 passions of football and dubs to create the following masterpiece. players have been picked and put in their positions considering type of tunes, how many releases and how long they have been in the scene. Think what you like but we had nothing better to do whilst travelling in Guatemala. we stuck in some new boys in stead of some of the veterans, but they well deserve their places. say what you think should be changed etc.

Manager has to be N-Type.


Coki (GK)

Kromestar (RB), Benga (CB), Bar 9 (CB), Crissy Criss (LB)

Chase & Status (RW), Caspa (CM), (C) Skream (DM), Subscape (LW)

Rusko (CF), 501 (SS)



Subs:

Hatcha (GK)
Scuba (CB)
Nero (R/L B)
Stenchman (DM)
Reso (AM)
Sukh Knight (SS)
Trolley Snatcha (CF)

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:27 am
by JazzyJazzy
hatcha should start.

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:33 am
by LEQ
You need the deftness of Mala on the Wing, Loefah as a no holds barred centre back and Plastician for some Fabregas wizardry in midfield.

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:08 am
by deamonds
benga actually isnt a bad player is he?

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:24 am
by steshine
where's Youngsta? Burial? Kode9? Oneman?

tsch, the new dubsteppers just don't get it anymore :wink:

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:41 pm
by fooishbar
didn't youngsta train for romford yout?

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:48 pm
by plastician
Benga is like Darren Anderton. Every time I see him play he gets carried off the field.

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:51 pm
by deamonds
Plastician wrote:Darren Anderton
injury prone wanker..

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:06 pm
by boy_arena
:D

Re: Dubstep Allstars Football Team

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 2:55 pm
by iceberg willis
i reckon skream works in the middle because of constant output, solid tunes and being one of the veterans. compare loefah and hatcha´s actual tunes to, say, 501, subscape or crissy criss, and it pales in comparison, even if they were some of the originals. no one can slam a big tune home like rusko and 501 is just too big. and BURIAL, are you joking? take your point about

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:16 pm
by -dubson-
Akira wrote:shud be

Kode 9 (GK)

Goth-trad(RB) Benga (CB) Loefah (CB) Martyn (RB)

Mala (RM) Plastician (CM) Quest (CM) Silkie (LM)

Joker (CF) Skream (CF)
big team

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:01 pm
by asa
Coki can't really mix very well, he would'nt be a good shot stopper..... would he?

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:07 pm
by notez_
Plastician wrote:Benga is like Darren Anderton. Every time I see him play he gets carried off the field.
Injury prone players...one thing for that..

Hatcha as fitness coach..

And:
1.Mala should be captain, knows the game well and the ultimate proffesional
2. Coki upfront...fucking manical genius. Well be hard to control but with Mala's captaining...he could well be the star player...
3. Loefah is a must in defense, solid expierienced player with the sub powerfull enough to destroy any attack

so...

GK: Kode 9 (good solid beats with the expierence to match)
RB: Distance (calm and collected but can make those wicked tunes to stop any indie beat)
RCB: Loefah (Big enough sub to blow any attack into dust)
LCB: Mala [c] (Man with the plan. Professional, expierienced)
LB: Chase & Status (Heavy tunes but have the pace to get up and support upfront)
RM: Silkie (Quick, Original and Creative, knows when to drop those beats)
AM: Skream (Wide range of tunes, Can mix it up in midfield, worth a tonne)
DM: Benga (Aggy tunes, Quick and Great technical abilities. Can support upfront when needed and Great chemistry with fellow team mate skream)
LM: Quest (Like his counterpart Silkie, shines in the field with his snazzy beats and his creativity)
RF: Joker (Wonderkid)
LF: Coki (Manical Genius, Defences cower when he has the ball)

BENCH:
-Cluekid [AM] (Fast and powerfull, can produce some belters)
-L.D [RM] (Pacey, great use of the ball)
-Caspa [DM] (Expierenced and competitive player, may have lost his touch slightly however and can be unprofesional)
-Cotti [CF] (Good with the assists, Bad with the shots)
-Rusko [RF] (Overshadowed by his fellow team mate's technical and creative ability but has great flair)
-Kutz [RW] (Fast and aggressive, yet to have an opportunity to shine..he has the ability]
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Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:55 pm
by shamwow
Notez_ wrote:
Plastician wrote:Benga is like Darren Anderton. Every time I see him play he gets carried off the field.
Injury prone players...one thing for that..

Hatcha as fitness coach..

And:
1.Mala should be captain, knows the game well and the ultimate proffesional
2. Coki upfront...fucking manical genius. Well be hard to control but with Mala's captaining...he could well be the star player...
3. Loefah is a must in defense, solid expierienced player with the sub powerfull enough to destroy any attack

so...

GK: Kode 9 (good solid beats with the expierence to match)
RB: Distance (calm and collected but can make those wicked tunes to stop any indie beat)
RCB: Loefah (Big enough sub to blow any attack into dust)
LCB: Mala [c] (Man with the plan. Professional, expierienced)
LB: Chase & Status (Heavy tunes but have the pace to get up and support upfront)
RM: Silkie (Quick, Original and Creative, knows when to drop those beats)
AM: Skream (Wide range of tunes, Can mix it up in midfield, worth a tonne)
DM: Benga (Aggy tunes, Quick and Great technical abilities. Can support upfront when needed and Great chemistry with fellow team mate skream)
LM: Quest (Like his counterpart Silkie, shines in the field with his snazzy beats and his creativity)
RF: Joker (Wonderkid)
LF: Coki (Manical Genius, Defences cower when he has the ball)

BENCH:
-Cluekid [AM] (Fast and powerfull, can produce some belters)
-L.D [RM] (Pacey, great use of the ball)
-Caspa [DM] (Expierenced and competitive player, may have lost his touch slightly however and can be unprofesional)
-Cotti [CF] (Good with the assists, Bad with the shots)
-Rusko [RF] (Overshadowed by his fellow team mate's technical and creative ability but has great flair)
-Kutz [RW] (Fast and aggressive, yet to have an opportunity to shine..he has the ability]
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Not sure if you can count mate but Chase & Status is two people.

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:57 pm
by emcee child
woteva the line up..

would need to be commentated by Boomnoise and Pokes.

Standard.

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:59 pm
by notez_
Shamwow wrote:
Notez_ wrote:
Plastician wrote:Benga is like Darren Anderton. Every time I see him play he gets carried off the field.
Injury prone players...one thing for that..

Hatcha as fitness coach..

And:
1.Mala should be captain, knows the game well and the ultimate proffesional
2. Coki upfront...fucking manical genius. Well be hard to control but with Mala's captaining...he could well be the star player...
3. Loefah is a must in defense, solid expierienced player with the sub powerfull enough to destroy any attack

so...

GK: Kode 9 (good solid beats with the expierence to match)
RB: Distance (calm and collected but can make those wicked tunes to stop any indie beat)
RCB: Loefah (Big enough sub to blow any attack into dust)
LCB: Mala [c] (Man with the plan. Professional, expierienced)
LB: Chase & Status (Heavy tunes but have the pace to get up and support upfront)
RM: Silkie (Quick, Original and Creative, knows when to drop those beats)
AM: Skream (Wide range of tunes, Can mix it up in midfield, worth a tonne)
DM: Benga (Aggy tunes, Quick and Great technical abilities. Can support upfront when needed and Great chemistry with fellow team mate skream)
LM: Quest (Like his counterpart Silkie, shines in the field with his snazzy beats and his creativity)
RF: Joker (Wonderkid)
LF: Coki (Manical Genius, Defences cower when he has the ball)

BENCH:
-Cluekid [AM] (Fast and powerfull, can produce some belters)
-L.D [RM] (Pacey, great use of the ball)
-Caspa [DM] (Expierenced and competitive player, may have lost his touch slightly however and can be unprofesional)
-Cotti [CF] (Good with the assists, Bad with the shots)
-Rusko [RF] (Overshadowed by his fellow team mate's technical and creative ability but has great flair)
-Kutz [RW] (Fast and aggressive, yet to have an opportunity to shine..he has the ability]
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Not sure if you can count mate but Chase & Status is two people.
They're like koreans...

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 5:05 pm
by stenchman
ahhh refreshing to not be put in goal automatically cos im fattest. the schoolyard paranoia has parted