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like to get mad stoned

i just want to know what the dubstep community thinks on this

Nope

Nah. Drugs are for losers, and Dubstep is for white losers who want to be black.

Dead Rats wrote:Nah. Drugs are for losers, and Dubstep is for white losers who want to be black.

Only thimble-headed buckets of cum who slather their face in shaving foam listen to Dubstep.

God you make me wet when you talk dirty

Have you ever had a wank with a handful of shaving foam? What's it like? I bet it feels like you're fucking a trifle, doesn't it?

No
liquid silk yes

What about using shaving foam as a form of anal lube? Ever done that?

You offering?

If I circumsize you and put your foreskin to my nose, will it smell of shaving foam? Have you ever introduced yourself as 'David McFuckingshavingfoam'?

Dead Rats wrote:If I circumsize you and put your foreskin to my nose, will it smell of shaving foam?

No it will smell of cheese

Dead Rats wrote:Have you ever introduced yourself as 'David McFuckingshavingfoam'?

Nope

How many brands of shaving foam have you tried out?

If I tweak your nipples for long enough, will they start leaking shaving foam?

Have you ever sucked a guys dick while doing yourself upwards with a bottle of shaving foam?

Have you ever done a shaving foam bong?

Lets get this straight i aint got a shaving foam fetish

The_Dza88 wrote: Lets get this straight i aint got a shaving foam fetish

Oh really? Well then try out my fucking 'Do you have a shaving Foam Fetish?' test then and prove it!

Dead Rats' 'Do you have a shaving foam Fetish?' test.



Test 1 - Find the words 'shaving foam' in this labirinthyne combination of spontaneous letters;


bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbshavingfoambbbbbbbbbbbbbbb



Test 2 - A man has a desire to rid his cheeks of all facial hair. He travels into town to the chemist and asks for...

a: Deodrant
b: A flannel
c: Cashback
d: Shaving foam.



Test 3 - Spot the difference! - Can you find 4 GLARING misplaced letters in this brain-buster???

A: SHAVING FOAM B: SHAVING DUCK


TEST OVER!!! Answers below!!!!








































Answers.

Test1 - bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbshavingfoambbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
Test2 - Answer D
Test3 - The letters D, U, C, and K.


Results:

1 out of 3 - The desire is there, swimming around boisterously inside your lower intestine like a bunch of internal parasites. It's nothing too serious yet, but in the right coked-up mood, you might eventually agree to attend a shaving foam party with a bunch of your guy mates. Ew.

2 out of 3 - It's getting pretty serious. Don't think your girlfriend hasn't noticed you skipping foreplay and jumping straight into the shaving foam. Thing is, you don't even treat it as a secret anymore; You'll openly tell your own mother that you bought a cannister of Tesco's Value shaving foam at the weekend. It's a slippery, foamy slope, and maybe you should seek help...

3 out of 3 - Your name is Daniel Armstrong (DZA for short) and you are a complete cigarette, who at night enjoys slabbing his face with shaving foam before induldging in a regular binge of fellating homeless men and farm animals. Kill yourself. Immediately.

haha oh my dayz this thread hijack is hilarious

Dead Rats wrote:

The_Dza88 wrote: Lets get this straight i aint got a shaving foam fetish

Oh really? Well then try out my fucking 'Do you have a shaving Foam Fetish?' test then and prove it!

Dead Rats' 'Do you have a shaving foam Fetish?' test.



Test 1 - Find the words 'shaving foam' in this labirinthyne combination of spontaneous letters;


bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbshavingfoambbbbbbbbbbbbbbb



Test 2 - A man has a desire to rid his cheeks of all facial hair. He travels into town to the chemist and asks for...

a: Deodrant
b: A flannel
c: Cashback
d: Shaving foam.



Test 3 - Spot the difference! - Can you find 4 GLARING misplaced letters in this brain-buster???

A: SHAVING FOAM B: SHAVING DUCK


TEST OVER!!! Answers below!!!!








































Answers.

Test1 - bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbshavingfoambbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
Test2 - Answer D
Test3 - The letters D, U, C, and K.


Results:

1 out of 3 - The desire is there, swimming around boisterously inside your lower intestine like a bunch of internal parasites. It's nothing too serious yet, but in the right coked-up mood, you might eventually agree to attend a shaving foam party with a bunch of your guy mates. Ew.

2 out of 3 - It's getting pretty serious. Don't think your girlfriend hasn't noticed you skipping foreplay and jumping straight into the shaving foam. Thing is, you don't even treat it as a secret anymore; You'll openly tell your own mother that you bought a cannister of Tesco's Value shaving foam at the weekend. It's a slippery slope, and maybe you should seek help...

3 out of 3 - Your name is Daniel Armstrong (DZA for short) and you are a complete cigarette, who at night enjoys slabbing his face with shaving foam before inuldging in a regular binge of fellating homeless men and farm animals. Kill yourself. Immediately.

Fucking hell. People say this a lot on forums but I genuinely just coughed tea through my nose, it was really a horrible experience. It wasn't even that funny. Just unfortunate time to have a bite of biscuit and mouthful of tea when reading the bit about fellating the homeless.

haha this thread makes me laugh...